College For Idiots: Cooking

Ingredients:
-Pasta Noodles: as many as you want
-Salad Dressing: I prefer Italian dressing
-Vegetables
-Parmesan Cheese
-Mozzarella

Directions:
-It's pretty simple, so simple my fat lazy cat can make it. I can also cook it without burning anything or blowing anything up in the microwave.
-First, you boil the noodles. Hard, right?
-Cool the boiled noodles under cold water.
-Add the dressing, as much as you want.
-Cut up the Vegetables, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, and broccoli, whatever.
-Add the cheese.

There you go what a nice meal. Granted your breath will smell really bad so people probably won't want to make out with you afterwards but no biggie.