College For Idiots: Cooking

As always this meal is going to taste like chicken. However, now your chicken is a little spiced up. So, here it goes:

Ingredients:
-Apricot Preserves
-Chicken Breasts
-Frozen Mixed Vegetables

Directions:
-Cook the chicken in your oven on 350 for 25 minutes or you can cook it
for 8 minutes on your George Foreman.
-Remove chicken and rub a generous helping of the apricot preserves on
it. Leave a little on the side for dipping if you really like the
preserves like I do.
-Take your bag of frozen vegetables cook it in the microwave then let
it sit.

Congratulations you made a very tasty, quick meal. If you chose to use your oven though I'm then sorry. You are a retard. You while now have to wait thirty minutes for your dinner biatch.